ever heard of ppl saying tat if u were "hit" by bird's shit, luck is on ur side?? if u believe tat, i suggest u take tat belief of urs and THROW IT OUT OF UR WINDOW!!! i was "hit" by the bird's misile & im pretty sure tat luck wasnt on my side.

while walking along ecp yesterday, i was nature-ly greeted by the birds with their majestec poop! puke. it was all slimey n greenish-brown. eeewww. it gross me out i tell ya. ahaa. [ n now im grossing u out. =pP ] the bird's actual target : most probably my head. but tank god tat it missed.

So the bird's new target : my arm!! [ the part near the elbow. ] chicken nugget nye birdie!!

i, w/o any hesitation called my mom & asked weder izit a good or a bad omen. but of coz before calling her, i wipe the shit off of me n rushed to the nearby toilet, [ which i had to pay $0.20 for jus a few secs of their toilet tym ] scrub my hand with sufficient amount of hand soap & let the water run for a few sec at the spot where i was being "HIT".

so she said " jus wait n see. smtym the outcome doesnt awiz shows on d spot. it smtyms takes days. " and so i waited. well, i didnt had to wait for long coz bad luck struck me the very nx day! [ which is today! ]

today's my 1st day at werk. i haf to report at 12pm. im suppose to bring a potostated copy of my NIRC and a potostated copy of my bank book. so i left hum ard 11 n headed to the bookshop. i asked for my bankbook n nirc to be copied and i left the place. heading to the mrt, i was plugged in. along the way, i chked my hp, my besty called. so i asked her to call me back. we were chatting happy UNTIL i was at the train sta. i SEARCH my pockets n beg to find tat my wallet wasnt with me.

* B%#^H LA * [ explicint content ]

i retraced my route all the way back to the book shop. i asked the aunty, hoping tat she saw my wallet. but nope. she saw nuting. bloody hell. i panick sia. how can i not panick. NIRC, EZLINK was in it. double bloody hell. ARRGHHH..!!! and becoz of tis, i report for work 15 mins late. [ ni smue birdie tu punye pasal ah. bangsat. humph! ]

i felt like crying u noe. * sob-sob * called hym for some comfort. i knew he was still sleeping [ sorry baby ] but wat the heck. tis is somesort like an emergency sia. its a good ting he didnt put his pone to silent mode. if he did, i can forget about tokin to him. ahakz. he was sweet enuff to comfort n accompany me till i reach my werkplace. *huggies* [ and for tat i promise not to tickle u anymore ok? NOT! ]

werk was ok. pretty smooth sailing la. hopefully everything will be ok tomolo. [ crossing fingers. ]

waiting for him to call. tok for awhile ten i tink i'll slp la. ntye ya'll. =)

oh wait. if u happen to spot a bird on top of u, RUN I TELL YA. RUN!!!!