i read this while i was surfing thru a webby. lol. enjoy people.
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Suggestions For Women To Respond To Pickup Lines

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

So, wanna go back to my place?
Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I'd like to call you. What's your number?
It's in the phone book.
But I don't know your name.
That's in the phone book too.

What sign were you born under?
No Parking.

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

I can tell that you want me.
Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.

Hey, baby, What's your sign?
Stop.

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

May I see you pretty soon?
Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

I'd go through anything for you.
Good! Let's start with your bank account.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Q: What's your name sexy?
A: Taken!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: Your legs go clear up to your a**.
She: Most peoples' do!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

You look like a dream.
Response: Go back to sleep.

He: What it's like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What it's like being the biggest liar in the world?

I can see forever in your eyes.
Response: But all I can see is never in yours.

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Response: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

Suggestions For Men To Women's Rejection

If you are looking at a girl and she says : What are you looking at?
Say : I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!